Science exam

In August 1009 my grandaughter sent me this and I read it the other day and thought I would share it with anyone who does not get my letters and I forward stuff too and even if you did you will enjoy reading it again.Children's science exam==Name the 4 seasons--Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Explain one of the processes of which water is made safe to drink==grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q, How is dew formed? The sun shines down on the grass and makes it perspire. How can you delay milk from spoiling. Leave it in the cow. Q. What causes the tides in the ocean? The tides are in a fight with the earth and the moon because there is no water on the moon and nature hates a vacumn. I forget where the sun joins in on the fight. Q,What are steroids? Things for keeping the carpet on the stairs. QWhat happens to your body as you age? When you get old so does your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q. What happens when a boy reaches puberty? He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery. Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. Premature death. Q Name the main parts of the body. The body is consisted with 3 parts The brainium, the borax containds the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A. E. I. O. and U. QWhat is the fibula A small lie. Q What does :varicose veins mean? Nearby. QGive the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section" It is a district in Rome. Q What does the word benign mean? Benign is what you are after eight.